Wednesday, 30 September 2009
Silos then Sadness
(i) The Community Safety Industry
Local government in Leicestershire consists of the city council, the unitary county council and several district councils. Parish council’s do not have any capacity or capability to deal with anti social behaviour. In fact there are Parish Council’s in Leicestershire who turn a blind eye because they don’t want to create a negative perception of their rural area’s to keep the house prices high. Each council has a Community Safety team and there are minions who collect information for mapping on Geographical Information Systems. The process is called Thematic Mapping. However, data on anti –social behaviour comes from a variety of sources and there are gatekeepers controlling its release - the Information Management Industry
(ii) The Information Management Industry
These guys run around making sure it is legal and proper for the Local Council to share their information with every other public sector body. It is not in their interest to encourage information sharing because that would put 50% of them out of job. Before information can be shared all parties must agree a data sharing protocol. This process of negotiation takes months and months. However, they don’t have the resource so its payday for the management consultants. If you don’t believe me send in a Freedom of Information request to ask for the amount of money spent on advisory services around the domain of information management. Unfortunately, you will probably be asked to pay 600 quid by the Information Management lot.
(iii) The Telephone numbers
There are three numbers 999, 101 and 0116 222222 to report anti social behaviour. The scope of 101 is for the City only. So if you phone it and tell them you are from the district you’ll be told to go elsewhere. Its called ‘sign posting’. The 0116 2222222 is a beaut. Sometimes you’ll get no answer. Then there is the night-watchman. He is an old fellow who in the past had a tendency to forget to pass on the details from the call to the duty sergeant. The call recording system for the 0116 2222222 number is not the same as the highly sophisticated computer system used by 999 staff.
(iv) FCUK ASBO
Underage drinkers cannot afford a night on the town and the door staff can spot them. Underage drinkers love Friday & Saturday night in the rural areas because they know the police cannot resource an effective response. They know the police are tied down dealing with the consequences of the night time economy. If there is a gang of youths wrecking your car at the same time as chucking out time in the town centres the coppers are unlikely to respond. So you either sit and watch it through the curtains or go out on your own and risk being murdered like Gary Newlove. There is the baseball ball option i.e. call a load of mates to deal with the scumbags. When you ask most beat bobbles they tell you they’d quite happy for a vigilante mob to take the law into their own hands. The police know there is no deterrent.
(v) Grot Spots & My Illegal Tree
If you map anti –social behaviour incidents in a 10 mile radius you’ll find clusters of hotspots. If you then walk or take the bus to each hotspot you’ll travel through a transport corridor with a plethora of grot along the way. Grot is a term to describe:
§ Tagging;
§ Fly tipping;
§ Dog fouling;
§ Rubbish.
Ask the council to clean it and 9 times out 10 it is not their problem to either sort it out or make sure the landlords deal with it. A significant volume of calls to contact centres is about cleaning grot. The staff spend more time being trained in explaining why a council cannot do something instead of sorting it out. Grot spots encourage anti social behaviour and send a message that nobody is bothered. Local Government in Leicesterhire tolerates grot spots. I dare anyone to have a tree in the garden next to a bus stop. As soon as one leaf obscures the bus stop sign Leicestershire Highways department will send you letter telling you to cut your out of control tree or get fined. Tell the same department about grot spots and they are armed with several reasons why its not their problem. Again, try it out in your area by organising an EVA – Environmental Audit. A load of people from various organisations turn. Police, dog warden, highways etc. You point things out, show the relationship with anti social behaviour and I can guarantee the Highways lot are the most unresponsive. It is because they operate on a semi-commercial basis. So cleaning graffiti off the street furniture is a cost they cant recover. Oh I nearly forget if you want some graffiti cleaning quickly you need to write some homophobic or racist graffiti next to it.
(vi) Dispersal Orders
The council can approve a dispersal order to prevent youths gathering in known hotspots. The police don’t like dispersal orders because that means they’ve got to enforce them. The case against dispersal orders is normally taken by the touchee feelee human rights legal brigade who live in nice areas that don’t have anti-social behaviour.
(vii) Stings without a Sting
If you are caught selling alcohol to minors as part of a sting operation you will probably have to get caught several times before your licence is revoked.
(viii) Irresponsible Dog Owners
Try this test. Phone the 0116 2222222 number and say you’ve seen some yob with dangerous dog off a lead. Its presence alone intimidates children on the street. The copper on the end of line will give you a speech along the lines the dog owner has done nothing wrong. The police put the rights of an intimidating dog clearly being used as a status symbol by a yob above and beyond the rights of children to play in the street.
(ix) Blue Bags
A minor can carry booze and as long as it is in a bag they can walk past a community police or regular police offer knowing full well the copper won’t do anything. Unless the officer sees the youth drink it they cannot confiscate it. It is the reason why you see loads of blue plastic bags all over the place. Cheapo Off Licences use the cheapo blue bags.
(x) Soft Drinks that Are Hard Drinks
Our youthful drinkers love hard spirits mixed with soft drinks. The police know they’ve mixed it but for reasons no police officer has ever explained to me they don’t confiscate it. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.
(xi) Potty
When a gang of youths are stoned the probability of trouble reduces. When they are drunk the risk goes up. Peer pressure kicks in as inhibitions are reduced. If you mention to a policeman that you are OK with soft drug taking going on in your neighbourhood to anesthetise yobs the copper may warn you about your attitude to soft drugs.
(xii) The Void of Irresponsible Social Landlords(ISLs)
ISLs take forever to deal with tenants causing anti social behaviour. Why - because of voids. Voids are charges landlords have on their books for an empty property. Loadsa voids are bad when the auditors come in. The number of voids influences the level of funding to expand. Vacant properties in areas of deprivation become grot spots. So a troublesome tenant is better than no tenant.
(xiii) Out of Sight out of Mind
You may have noticed in your local parks seating areas that look like bus shelters. These are sheltered areas where youth gangs hang out. The police know that underage drinking goes on along with soft drug taking. However, they turn a blind eye because the youths are not bothering anyone in the park. The police are knowingly tolerating youths who break the law. These gangs wear all the latest designer gear, have the latest phones and MP3 players. Where are they getting the money from? What happens when they walk back home through the neighbourhoods? A trail of vandalism is the norm. The drugs and the lager gives you the munches so it is off to the fast food takeaways. In my neighbourhood you tend to wake up on Sat morning with food on your car, litter everywhere and pools of sick on the pavement.
(xvi) A Tale of Two Places
Got to the clock tower in Leicester city centre and open a can of lager. Within 10 minutes that can of lager will be confiscated. Go into the rural areas, openly walk up and down the street drinking lager while behaving like a prat. Nothing happens. Why is it not OK to drink in a town centre but ok in a residential area? The mind boggles.
(xv) Parents
I’ve saved the best for last. This goes out to the ‘My kid is not like that he or she is as good as gold.’ I say to those parents go and hang out at the bus stops and schools at chucking out time. It is not a minority.
§ Parents abusing the car parking rules;
§ Kids spitting and swearing;
§ Kids littering the place;
§ Kids using foul language;
§ Smoking pot.
No teachers to be seen or an authority figure challenging these behaviours.
I could go on and on and on with examples that clearly prove that the authorities in Leicestershire tolerate anti social behaviour.
Rest in peace Fiona Pilkington I hope you and your daughter have found a happier place to be together. You won’t be forgotten.
Monday, 28 September 2009
An Infidel's First Jihad
Monday, 21 September 2009
For those that miss disaster capitalism
Thursday, 17 September 2009
Reasons Why I Will Never Join the Taleban
Bacon sandwiches are delicious. Especially after a heavy night on the booze.
(ii) Fashion Disaster
There is no way I'd pull a bit of skirt dressed in the traditional dress.
(iii) The 40 Virgins Thing
It takes real faith to remain celibate until you die in the hope you can shag for eternity.
(iv) I Have Smelly Feet
The taking the shoes off thing wont work. My feet smell.
(v) No Booze
No chance of giving that up.
(vi) Nobody Understands You
Given Islam's popularity it is the least understood religion. Too many interpretations of the Koran to understand.
(vii) The Looney Left Wanna Be Your Best Friend
The Socialist Worker Party want to be your best mate. They've tried for years to cause mayhem on our streets. The last lot they exploited where Afro Caribbeans in the early 80's. Once they've used you they will turn on you.
(viii) No Gambling
Sorry no can do. Winning the lottery is my only way out of the the UK loonfest. Islam4Uk can have the UK. Its full of whingers, greedy people and spongers. They will do anything not to change. Good luck with sorting out the white social underclass. Watch out for our football hooligans they loving nothing more than to beat anyone up for the slightest of reasons. Then there is the Unionist Paramilitaries who have made their peace with the IRA. I'm sure they'll have something to say about the imposition of Shariah law in Belfast. I'll be watching on the TV live other side of world when an one of you tries to turn off the supply of Guinness.
(ix) The Muslim Council of Britain
What a joke. They have worst leaders than both the Labour Party and Conservatives. No wonder the alienated Muslim youth don't listen to anyone other than their own conscience.
(x) To Unfit to Riot
All that running around and throwing things at the police. Looks like too much cardio.
(xi) Scottish & Welsh People
The Scotts & Welsh are well hard. They've been fighting the english for years. I cant see them
being very happy about Shariah. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1j31AnF1zs
Yvonne Hossack vs Wally Beancounter
In this article I've focused on the Wally Beancounter processes that contribute to something called 'Relocation Stress Syndrome' or 'Transfer Trauma'. These are conditions Elderly people with either mental and physical conditions experience when they are 'Lifted and Shifted'. Lift and shift is a term used in Adult Social Care departments to describe the least cost way of moving an Elderly person from their current local council provided care package to a cheaper one. The problem with Relocation Stress Syndrome is that it can kill. Yvonne Hossacks is a solicitor who represents clients to prevent Local Authorities from moving their Elderly relative in a way that could kill them.
Yvonne Hossack is not a commercial opportunist. Yvonne Hossack(http://www.hossackssolicitors.com/) is a counter-strike against the appalling way some Local Authorities make decisions that influence the quality of life of those without a voice. I’ve heard phrases used by council staff like ‘God’s waiting lounge’ & ‘The Grim Reapers Terminus for the Terminal’. Staff, accountants and managers who think like this are a protected species by their unions. Working in a role that requires you to care for the Elderly means exactly that. You have to care and you have to want to care. If you can do this then god bless you but if you cannot then a role in either the public sector or 3rd sector influencing the quality of an Elderly person’s life is not for you.
Imagine being an Elderly person with dementia living in residential care. I don’t want you to feel sorry for them or anything. I want you to imagine how you would want to live your life. Most people would want to come and go as they please. Eat what you like when you like. If you live in residential care these basic human rights depend on others helping you living as independently as possible. The level of help you get is dependent on the humanity of the staff and their ability to understand your condition. Imagine living in a world where a reflection of your face on a reflective surface is not a reflection it is a stranger in the room looking at you. In this world every step is a hazard. One slip, your hip is fractured and you are bed ridden. You maybe become frustrated or emotional over something but your mental condition results in behaviour that those around you are not used to or don’t understand. Now enter the world of Wally Beancounter.
(i) Wally Beancounter Rule 1: Cheap Labour = Efficiency
The Beatles said, ’Money can’t you love.’ So as a minimum 15k a year buys you a Direct Carer who will play a functional role.. There are 2 types of people who apply for a role cleaning someone’s arse and dribble.
-The radiant. A person who love to care about other people and help them;
-The drain. A person who cannot get another job.
Radiant’s love people and are deeply humane. Drain’s do the bear minimum to keep their job and resent the fact they’ve ended up doing what they are doing. When they get caught out they run off to the union playing the equality card or accuse those around them of harassment. Drains need loads of micro management. Managers spend more time with the Drains than with the Radiant. The Radiant tend to leave when they have to make up for the Drains.
(ii) Wally Beancounter Rule 2: Staffing Levels
Let’s start with the staffing levels. The Beancounters who live in Wally world see life through a spreadsheet if the numbers make sense then its OK. I have met accountants and efficiency experts from the major consultancy firms who believe there is an optimal staffing level for a staff rota in a residential care home. i.e. ratio of staff to residents They come up with this arbitrary number and say, ‘It meets national minimal care standards.’ When asked for the actual policy document from the Care Quality Commission they can never find it.
(iii) Wally Beancounter Rule 3: Good food for Elderly people is a luxury
The Beancounters who live in Wally world believe offering a varied menu of freshly cooked food to Elderly People in residential care is a luxury. The cost effective option is to bulk purchase pre-cooked frozen food and offer set menu’s. This is what a menu for an Elderly Person would like if a Wally Beancounter was ever put in charge of catering: ( assume pre-cooked and frozen)
Mon :
Soup of the day, sausage, chips and beans or peas followed by spotted dick and custard
Tuesday
Soup of the day, chips, sausage and peas or beans followed by spotted dick and custard
Wednesday
Currently the menu is in reprint because the political correctness police don’t like the words spotted dick. May offend someone and we will get sued. Refer to Tuesday’s menu.
Thursday
Soup of the day, beans, sausage and chips or peas followed by spotted Richard and custard
Friday
Soup of the day, peas, sausage and chips or beans followed by spotted Richard and custard
Saturday
Whatever is in the fridge. Spotted Richard, peas, beans, chips and sausages
Sunday
Roast. Soup of the day, chicken, chips, beans, peas and spotted Richard with custard.
(iv) Wally Beancounter Rule 4: Person Centredness is Too Costly
In Wally Beancounter world the cheapest way of moving an Elderly person from one service to a cheaper one is to do it quickly. That way we can sell the asset and make some money on the land. That is after all the costs to fund our bureaucracy are taken out. If the move hastens death as a result we can’t be blamed its the social workers fault. A social worker working within constraints imposed by a Wally Beancounter is a one legged man in an arse kicking contest. I’m not a social care expert but common sense would look like this:
The Elderly person carers and their relatives need to understand the process. The process should be person centred.
Person centred assessment requires a multi-disciplinary assessment team. Nurses, occupational health, social worker and mental health etc.
The assessment should explore what it is important to the Elderly person in their life.
The Elderly person should be given choice and should be allowed to slowly experience those choices before the move becomes permanent.
The process may take 16+ weeks.
The quicker you do this the less time there is to be person centred. If the choice is made for them on grounds of cost then there is a significant risk of relocation stress syndrome.
(v) Wally Beancounter Rule 5: Don’t Transfer Your Boss's Budget for The Greater Good
Any complex process involving the need of frain human beings that it is iterative over a long period of time is going to cost money. Local Authorities can afford to do this by not wasting millions on management consultants, pointless IT projects and the information management police. Its just that Wally Beancounters lack the confidence and will to transfer money across Directorates. They blame the rules but rules can be bent if you’ve got the courage. In Wally Beancounter world your status is dictated by the size of the budget you report on not what you do with it. Giving your budget away is blasphemy.
(vi) Wally Beancounter Rule 6: Never P**s out of the Tent
Never talk about the Wally Beancounter rulebook unless the person is another Wally Beancounter
(vii) Wally Beancounter Rule 7: The Bamboozle Principle
Make sure you are the only person that understands the reports from the finance system. More importantly, make sure you are the only person who can pull off the reports.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5aN0VmvFn4
Saturday, 12 September 2009
DAFT : Disunity Against Fascism & Totalitarism
(i) The Police : Soft
Why are you letting groups of violent skinheads intent of violence go to where Asian people live? Why are you letting groups of violent Asian men rampage through the streets of Birmingham and Harrow?
(ii) The Media : Irresponsible
Why can't one of you explain to everyone that the Mosque in Harrow was funded by the community, followed planning regulations and was designed by Hindu! Why are you portraying EDL policy as a right wing and fascist? It is not fascist to be 100% against the slavery of women, murder of innocents in the name of Islam and the imposition of Shariah Law. Lots of people from many communities believe this. They are not right wing extremists.
(iii) Abdul Malik : The School of Neville Chamberlain
This is Abdul Malik, of Luton's Race Advisory Forum, refusing to condemn the protesters, but more importantly, "There are some extreme people and it is good for them to come out and express their feelings. This is the good thing about the democratic system. If they don't come out and express their feelings, they might go undercover and do some silly things that would probably cause more harm to everybody," Mr Malik said. "In a democratic system, however they are unacceptable, we must welcome their viewpoint and listen to it and give it attention."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV0m7hqC7MA
(iv) Trevor Phillips : Wasting our Money Legitimising the BNP
Why are you wasting public money taking the BNP to court over their policy to discriminate? If the BNP policy falls within the race relations act it will provide them with a veneer of legitimacy. With groups like the BNP its best to let them think they can say what they want because the truth comes out. People will be less inclined to vote for them.
(v) United Against Fascism : The New Unelected Thought Police & Enemies of Individualsim
Where you find the UAF you'll find their members throwing stuff at the police. The UAF are very good at telling us who can protest and who cannot. They preach collectivism but practise totalitarianism. Whose funding them..... THe UAF and the Socalist Worker Party(SWP) are exploiting the muslim youth because the white working classes can see through them.
(vi) Muslim Council of Britain : Scared to confront the enemy within, wasting our money & Unelected
Where were the MCB when the troops marched in Luton and a minority of Islamic Extremists committed treason? These troops are fighting for the human rights or muslims who are being oppressed by other muslims. You talk about marginalising the more extreme in your ranks but where is the action on the ground. Sort your house out because you are receiving tax payers money to achieve community cohesion. The MCB failure to deradicalise its membership creates ignorance around Islam. The MCB do not even represent muslim youth are in the main alienated. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-ENN4FsCxw&feature=related
(v) John Denham
Err John why are you comparing a bunch of hooligans with Oswald Mosely and his movement in the 1930's. By doing this you are are over exaggerating the threat they pose and givin them street credibility. Moseley's lot were better dressed, highly organised, a much greater threat and by all accounts more violent. The thugs running through Harrow and Birmingham were nothing like Moseley' posse. The reality is that your department is tolerating the unacceptable side of Islam because a) your department is a bastion of political correctness and b) you dont actually know what to do about it.
Friday, 11 September 2009
MG Rover : I'm Alright Jack Sod You
- John Towers
- Peter Beale
- John Edwards
- Nick Stephenson
Wednesday, 9 September 2009
www.waste-of-money.com
Did Government Cause the Credit Crunch?
"Did Small Government Cause Our Current Problems?" http://mises.org/story/3694
"A Dream House for the Masses" http://mises.org/story/3683
"The Fight for Capitalism Against Imposters" http://mises.org/story/3658
"Does Loose Monetary Policy Cause Economic Growth?" http://mises.org/story/3669